The 10 Holy Commandments Of Truthful Palaeobotany

Deep inwards the dusty crypts of libraries filled amongst long-forgotten books, a miraculous discovery has been made. Folded inside the pages, an sometime parchment was constitute listing the 10 Holy Commandments of True Palaeobotany.


From the Book of the Faithful, the True Searchers of palaeobotanical wisdom

I am the Lord thy Supervisor, the alone too truthful skillful on palaeobotany

1. Thou shalt accept no experts earlier me

2. Thou shalt non run across what I don’t see, haven’t seen, or published differently

3. Thou shalt pose the mention of the Lord thy God on each too every script y'all write, from immediately till the terminate of days

4. Remember who took y'all in, too gave y'all access to the Holy Artefacts called Fossils

5. Honour the beliefs I taught you, too defend them against novel scientific bear witness

6. Thou shalt non locomote anything but parsimony

7. Thou shalt never listen, or speak, to those that are non faithful to Thy Lord

8. Thou shalt endeavour to issue each novel fossil discovery at to the lowest degree twice

9. Thou shalt acquit faux witness against others, when their heretic scripts are post to y'all past times the Lords of the Forest of Review (may they produce Our bidding till the terminate of days).

10. Thou shalt never locomote out thy Lord’s Ivory Tower of True Wisdom to covet the wisdom of others, inwards item non those that waste materials their fourth dimension studying living objects.

As inwards the illustration of all religion, y'all accept to determine yourself how much to belief (of this, too inwards full general 😉 )

PS There may live on like commandments inwards other fields, too then only locomote the anonymous comment alternative for suggestions.